Houston Dash vs Portland Thorns staff picks

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The Houston Dash finish the 2026 season today at Shell Energy Stadium. We asked our staff for their predictions on the match against Portland Thorns.

Rudy - 2-2 draw
(Record: 6-8)

The Houston Dash put a stamp on what once felt like a historic start, only for it to turn into another playoff-less season under an interim head coach. But with this being their last dance in front of their home fans, I expect Houston to leave everything on the field and do whatever it takes to avoid going out with a loss. 

Dustyn - 3-1 Dash loss
(Record: 8-6)

It’s been a rough 2026 for the Dash but they have the chance to send the home fans into the offseason on a positive note. However, Portland is looking to secure points and head into the playoffs in good form.

Manny - 1-0 Dash win
(Record: 6-8)

The Dash are out of the playoffs and Portland would like to win to get a better seed. When the Dash are done and out, they usually come back and surprise us. I won’t be surprised if they shook up the league again like last season when they won against KC.

Joey -no pick
(Record: 4-6)

Diego - 2-1 Dash win
(Record: 6-5)

Houston has one last opportunity for three points in front of a very patient crowd, and also a chance to throw some chaos into the playoff picture. At this point it’s for pride, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this Dash team can shock some people.

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